Religion should be banned by the FDA

We occasionally hear of products that a being banned by the Food and Drug Administration because they fail to meet their claims and haven't undergone scientific studies. Creams that remove fat, pills that make you lose weight and so on, are among some past scams banned by the FDA.

What about religion? It claims to give everlasting life. Has anyone experienced an everlasting life? Has anyone gone to heaven? Where's the scientific proof? Well, why can’t we ban religion for the same reason? Religions charge a tithe and offer a result that cannot be proven. Let’s make it so churches can no longer claim everlasting life or heaven.