Does a Silver Object Bring You Close to Rapture?

For several weeks, residents in Texas have been sighting a massive UFO. Many believe it is the start of the rapture.

"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."

Thankfully, in a effort to delay the imminent early stages of the Rapture until Pres. Bush is out of office, the Air Force has been in hot pursuit of the UFO, surely preventing a presidential embarrassment.